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Sep
23/08
DeCarb It and Forget It
Last Updated on Tuesday, 23 September 2008 03:41
Written by Melinda
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

As you’re read recently, I have been on a cleaning frenzy both at home, and work.  I cleaned out the closets and rid myself of ? poundage in clothing that was a hindrance to my emotional state…  and at work, busy as a bee in getting our department organized.  Organization has always been my strong point – thanks to my mother who handed it down genetically to me! 

Tim & I went out to supper last night.  I wanted a dessert.  So we ordered, against my better judgment, a brownie with ice cream.  I did good – 3 small bites of ice cream with a tiny teeny bite of brownie in there.  Well, it didn’t take too long for me to feel the ill effects as it caused a drop in my blood sugar (aka reactive hypoglylcemia). I have been bothered with low blood sugar bouts for some time now.  Oatmeal caused it the other morning.  It makes me dizzy, light headed, (are those two things the same:  dizzy & light headed?) exhaustion, a feeling of disorientation and inability to concentrate.  I hate it. 

I shared this with Tim, adding that I have got to straighten up and fly right or else my health is headed south.  I can’t keep putting garbage into my body.  It’s not even a matter of losing or gaining weight.  It’s a matter of general well being and feeling good.  We agreed that we were both going on diets and have to make a list of goals, rules, a list of “do’s and don’ts”.  When I arrived home, the cleaning bug hit me again and I stormed through the kitchen like a flash of lightning!  I had every Murrays sugar free cookie in the cupboard, many had 1 or 2 cookies eaten out at one time, and the rest were stale.  Into the trash they went! 

I cleaned out Tim’s protein bar stash and came out with approximately 15 South Beach Diet bars, Quaker rice cakes, Nature Valley granola bars, Ritz 100 calorie packs, then I raided MY pantry.  Out came all the protein bars that I had bought on sale somewhere or other that I knew I would never eat – NOT the REAL wls friendly ones, but the “occasionals”.  I took a few things that were stumbling block for me, such as some individually wrapped blueberry muffins (which are lower in sugar than the regular but still not so low in carbs). The biggy was all the sugar free candy!  I had two ziploc gallon size baggies full of candy, one regular (Tim), one sugar free (Melinda).  I took these to work along with all the “forbidden fruits” and sent out an email letting all our staff know about the freebies.  

Along with it, I have started a 6 week diet group at work for all who would like to be involved.  We will weigh in every Weds. (starting next week, October 1st).  Each person pays $1 a week if they remained the same or lost weight, and $2 if they gain.  At the end, whoever loses the most will win the money bank.  It’s a great motivator, and brings out competitive spirits.  Last time there was $100 in the pot to be won over a 12 week period.  It’s my first competition; I was the “weigh master” who collected money and did the weigh-ins.  I’m not wanting to win money.  I just want the encouragement as we send out emails to encourage those who are trying to lose.  We also share tips of the day and share bargains on diet products, etc – Just anything to be of help to one another.  I am excited about it!

 

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Sep
22/08
Finally. Got Gas.
Last Updated on Monday, 22 September 2008 01:03
Written by Melinda
Monday, September 22nd, 2008

 

I finally got gas! Tim said he knew that the Kangaroo market on the way home probably had gas…  but I prayed on the way home from church “Lord, please let us find a station that has gas, and where we don’t have to wait in line.”  Very soon, within fifteen minutes, we came across this station.  Hmmmmmmmmm, is it coincidence?  Or faith?  I guess that is left to be interpreted.  But I choose to believe divine intervention…  My mind has been so distressed and uneasy as my tank was below 1/2 tank.  

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Sep
20/08
Got Gas? NO. NOT YET.
Last Updated on Saturday, 20 September 2008 08:37
Written by Melinda
Saturday, September 20th, 2008

This morning, I decided to skurry out of the house and get gas.  As I told you yesterday, there is a gas shortage here in Nashville.  It seems that there is plenty everywhere else in the US but not in Nashville.  I think its a media frenzy causing the fuss so that all drivers are rushing to the pumps, but truly there is a shortage.  It infuriates me.  I got into “line” at 8:25.  At 9:30 I was so mad, jumpy, irritable…  I had eaten my tiny packet of graham crackers which I carry in my purse just in case low blood sugar hits me.  I knew not to drink too much water or else I might be in need of a restroom. 

I got about 15 cars distance.  One car ran out of gas while waiting in line.  It belonged to two college girls who decided it was best to put the car in neutral, one push the car and steer it.  They were going backwards to push it into a parking lot.  At one point, scenes of her hitting someone (mainly the person in front of me, who then would back into my car) came flashing into my mind.  I was shocked that only one man got out of his car to help her, and that was the man in front of me…  and it was because he wanted to make sure she didn’t ram him.  Now I ask you:  what has happened to chivalry in this country?  When there is a college girl trying to push a car, where are the men?  The men in the vehicles had been in that line for an hour and didn’t even hardly move forward two businesses…  what’s up with their failure to get out and help push the car out of the way?  I was utterly disgusted.  Finally, I decided:  I have had enough of this crap.  Just plain and simple.  Crap, crap, crap. So I sat one hour, five minutes.

The line skooted forward just enough, I bolted three lanes to the left to get into the turn lane and head home.  I passed the apartment entrance, however, thinking maybe Kroger had gas.  Yeah!? Well there lines were just as long.  It’s also caused all the ATM’s, credit machines to work very slowly as everyone is charging their gas or using their money cards.  I decided it might be a great idea to take cash out of the bank just in case I needed it.  Well, I might not have gas.  But there is one thing I did.  When all else fails:  GO TO GOODWILL.  So I shopped at Goodwill, tried on clothes, checked out paying with cash for a pair of camel color cuff slacks size 4 that I have been patiently waiting on for months!  I’ve been on a search at every Goodwill but finally, I found some camel color slacks….   I still don’t have gas.  But you betcha that if/when I run out of gas, I will look daggone good in my camel colored pants.  Maybe some guy will be kind enough to get out and help me push.

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Sep
19/08
You Know You've Had WLS When…
Last Updated on Friday, 19 September 2008 11:55
Written by Melinda
Friday, September 19th, 2008

I don’t know who wrote this.  Maybe it was an individual, perhaps it was a group effort.  I found it on Bariatric Eating from a lady who posted it.  I asked for permission to put it on my website, and she said that she got it from another website who got it from another, etc.  So to whomever wrote it, please send me email if:  (a) you want it removed and/or (b) you want credit given to you.  I would never want to plagiarize anyone…  To this unknown author, thanks!  I want you to know that its a good thing I didn’t have liquids in my mouth or they could have gone spewing all over my computer monitor!!  Without further adieu, I bring you “You Know You’ve Had WLS When…”

  • I have a date” does not mean you’re going out.
  • You have baby food in the house and no baby.
  • “I’m a loser” is a good thing.
  • “Welcome to the other side” doesn’t include death.
  • New clothes fall off in a week.
  • You get excited about hand me downs.
  • The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says “one at a time please”.
  • Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.
  • When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.
  • When you get excited that your incision was “only 4 inches”.
  • When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip club.
  • Other women are calling you names behind your back.
  • When you are glared at in the plus size department because you don’t “belong there”.
  • When you really don’t have a thing to wear.
  • You have to prove you are the person on the driver’s license.
  • You start being in the pictures, not behind the camera.
  • You want to hug everyone fat and hand them your surgeon’s card.
  • You are never parted from a bottle of water.
  • When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your meal.
  • Being too small for your britches.
  • When the only way your nipples are where they belong is to roll them up, position them with your bra and secure with a ponytail holder.
  • When you go to the mall and take the first available space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to the door.
  • You truly are a “cheap date”.
  • When one drink makes you flipping floozy!
  • When you run to the door and don’t hear a flapping sound.
  • You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your scar.
  • Vitamins feel like a meal.
  • You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn’t have a breast reduction.
  • You’ve just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school friend who asks “did you change your hair?”
  • You can cross your legs… both of them!
  • Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They Went Bra.
  • When your obsession from food turns to your scale.
  • They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of life to extricate you from a turnstile.
  • No more Velcro shoes.
  • When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying your fine washables.
  • Your mother says “You don’t eat enough.”
  • When your doctor looks you in the eye and says “I know you will have success with this.”
  • Having sex your husband complains that your hip bones are poking him.
  • You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire.
  • When you wave and your upper arms wave back.
  • You safety pin your underwear.
  • Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking around with some skinny mistress.
  • Cannot blame the cat/dog for shedding.
  • Cancel your Lane Bryant Credit Card.
  • 3 Lean Cuisines a week and that’s your total grocery purchase.
  • The kids wonder what happened to the cake and cookie god…did he die???
  • Having to constantly BLAME the dog for your gas!
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